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January 24, 2009

LADIES AND GENTS… I GIVE YOU CYPRUS POLICE!

Filed under: CYPRUS,FUNNY,MAD,PERSONAL — by noracassandra @ 3:33 pm

At last I have presentable nails… thanks to a great talented friend of mine… Phoebe!!! That girl is just talented! 😀

So it’s raining in Cyprus… I mean dogs and cats… crazy beautiful rain! At last some rain that this country needs!

But all that was great… till I was driving back home and while on the back road or the road from Dekelia and Vrysulles I see a police car… the problem wasn’t that I was speeding as I wasn’t… the problem was what I saw… the police man sitting next to his partner that seemed was a man too… was on his phone… the police man was driving and talking in his mobile… now it’s illegal in this country to drive and talk on your mobile… for god sake it’s getting to be illegal to drive and eat or drink at the same time!!! So this man of law… in a military police car… and having another police man next to him in the car… both wearing their police uniform… and the one behind the driving wheel was holding his phone high on his ear and blabbing while driving in this heavy rain in a twisted road!!!

Ladies and gents… I give you Cyprus police!

January 23, 2009

SO NO THANK YOU FOR WHAT EVER YOU ARE SELLING!

Filed under: CYPRUS,FUNNY,MAD — by noracassandra @ 4:35 pm

People trying to sell you something… you have those??? Ever met one??? I’m sure you have been in one or more situations where you had to deal with one!

Now what bothers me is not they are trying to make a living… not that they are doing their jobs… but the manipulation they use!

Example… a woman (we all know how stupid most get when they go shopping)… so this woman walks into a cosmetic shop… 100s of names… 1000s of products… but she knows what she want… she wants the gosh new pink nail polish… but… as soon as she gets in

this woman tells her; do you know about our products from the dead sea?

She answers; yes and I have few at home… and tries to walk away…

but… the sales woman goes but you haven’t for sure tired our new skin pealing product, it would help with any problems with your dry skin… as I see you have a very dry skin madam…

the woman goes; oh ok I could try it… give me just one…

so the sales woman goes; but you can’t waste the offer we are having just for this weekend!!! If you buy 2 you will have the third for free… they will be enough for you for 3 years!

So the woman ends up walking with 3 of the skin peal that she didn’t even need in the first place!

Then you have the doctors… yeh sail people as I see them (specially here in Cyprus)… I go to a doctor saying dear doctor have you heard of this natural clinical process called colon cleansing?

Doctor; oh yeh… what about it?

My; I am looking for someone who does it in Cyprus.

Doctor; why???

Me; well I have this problem with blotting and problem with going to the toilet…

Doctor; no… no…. you need an operation…

Me in my head; f*#% you, you sales man… I will not buy this product I don’t need from you (meaning the op)… but out loud I say; well I will see about that so I walk away without continuing this subject!

Now why some people think they could read or know what exactly you need??? Why not having a job means I’m miserable?? Because I’m not… why not having the money to spend around like a spoiled brat means I am going to hang myself??? I have enough cloth (I mean so many)… I have my bills paid… I have enough money to have a coffee or a night out with my friends regularly… I still go out with my husband and enjoy dinners and still have enough to pay my girls dance school and my gas for the car… so why is is people think they have the answers for no questions that haven’t even been asked???

No I don’t want your help as this is not the issue I have… and for my issue (when ever one strikes) I have my great psychotherapist!!! So no thank you for what ever you are selling!

January 19, 2009

I HAD MY COLON HYDROTHERAPY!!!

Filed under: BEAUTY,FOOD,HEALTH,PERSONAL — by noracassandra @ 5:04 pm

So I did it!!! I had it done on Friday… I mean the colon hydrotherapy or the colon cleans!

It wasn’t the most pleasant experience, but I have to admit it wasn’t bad! The unpleasant part in it is the feeling that you need to go to the toilet so bad but you can’t get up! As the have a thin small tube in your rectum and that is not too bad as it’s so thin and you just feel something so small going in but it’s not as bad as I expected!!! 😛

After that the water flow starts… it’s quite warm so it’s quite comfortable, till… Till the feeling starts that you really need to run to the toilet… but of course you can’t! 😛

My therapist explained that a lot of shit came out… shit that are at least few years old… it’s true the words I feel like shit before doing the cleansing… as you are full of years of shit… and I really mean it years of shit!!!

As I found out the walls of large intestines hold a quite big part of the shit that pass through it around the years… I really mean exactly what I’m saying here!!! So all the shit hanging and pilling up on the walls makes the intestine’s muscles hard to work… So by time you start having digestion problems and toilet problems… your shit won’t move as fast as it should in the intestines which will cause it to dry up which makes it hard to move and get out… and the water that should have been inside it vibrate and takes the way it came in from… mouth way… so bad breath also will be unbearable!

In 3 days… I do feel less blotted, but she (the therapist) said it could be my small intestines which are bigger problem… but I have to say bad breath is gone! And I do feel better… and going to toilet is not a nightmare anymore! 😀

So I would advice this therapy to all… and regularly… as in at least once every couple of years!

Oh and an ex-friend once had to write her thesis about this therapy… so she made all researches and found a study done on a woman over 70 and never had the colon hydrotherapy done… so they did it for her to see what they can find… they found traces of medicine she had to take for little time once in her life time… before her 20s… so imagine if you are 30 years like I am… what are the stuff you stuffed your large intestines walls through those years!!! 😉

January 11, 2009

THERE MIGHT BE A COLON HYDROTHERAPY COMING MY WAY!

Filed under: CYPRUS,FINLAND,FOOD,FRIENDS,HEALTH,PERSONAL — by noracassandra @ 4:07 pm

So I need a colon wash or Colon hydrotherapy… you ask uncle Wiki about details!

I have had a blotted stomach for the last one and half year or more… I have done every diet in the book… I have been even medicated and got a camera shaved into my stomach through my throat! And nothing… I have been on detox diets so nothing that would cause the blotting was eaten for over 2 weeks… with no use… I mean I feel I have eaten a horse when I wake up in the morning… knowing I do not eat after 6pm… and when I have thought maybe it’s because I sleep on empty stomach I still got the same feeling next morning…

So I found out about the colon cleansing or wash from an ex-friend… and was confirmed by a great friend that was visiting me in Christmas time! So I went looking for in Cyprus found the closest one in Larnaca… will be giving them a call tomorrow and see where it goes from there!

In Finland and in Sweden it cost about €100-€200… so I hope nothing more than that here in Cyprus! I will be very mad if it did cost more!!!

Pray for me people! 😀

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