SHE WHO ENTANGLES MEN

March 28, 2007

HAHA… THAT’S FUNNY

Filed under: FUNNY — by noracassandra @ 3:10 pm


I think I heard one too many of wife jokes! Here are few I could remember! They still make me laugh even if I am a woman and wife! 😀

Ø My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Ø A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Ø I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

Ø A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.

Ø Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.

Ø A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" The father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Ø Young Son: Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of
Africa a Man doesn't know his wife until he marries her? Dad: That happens in every country, son.

Ø Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; then it was too late.

Ø A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."

Ø A man placed an ad in the classifieds: "Wife wanted." The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same: "You can have mine."

Ø Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

Ø It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer.

Ø A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Ø The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

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3 Comments »

  1. hahahaha! Ok .. now those are funny!

    Hey switch on Askimet Spam to filter spammed comments! 🙂

    Comment by Marzouq — March 28, 2007 @ 10:42 pm |Reply

  2. Marzouq: I don’t really know!! I’m new to this! I don’t even know how to put Blogs (the one you have on your sidebar)!!?? Can you tell me?

    Comment by noracassandra — March 29, 2007 @ 7:03 pm |Reply

  3. classifieds?

    I loved the last two 😀

    Comment by Blue Ice Envy — February 21, 2008 @ 12:01 am |Reply


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