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		<title>LADIES AND GENTS… I GIVE YOU CYPRUS POLICE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jan 2009 15:33:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[At last I have presentable nails… thanks to a great talented friend of mine… Phoebe!!! That girl is just talented!  
So it’s raining in Cyprus… I mean dogs and cats… crazy beautiful rain! At last some rain that this country needs!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#333399;">At last I have presentable nails… thanks to a great talented friend of mine… Phoebe!!! That girl is just talented! <img src='http://s.wordpress.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':-D' class='wp-smiley' /> </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#333399;">So it’s raining in Cyprus… I mean dogs and cats… crazy beautiful rain! At last some rain that this country needs!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#333399;">But all that was great… till I was driving back home and while on the back road or the road from Dekelia and Vrysulles I see a police car… the problem wasn’t that I was speeding as I wasn’t… the problem was what I saw… the police man sitting next to his partner that seemed was a man too… was on his phone… the police man was driving and talking in his mobile… now it’s illegal in this country to drive and talk on your mobile&#8230; for god sake it’s getting to be illegal to drive and eat or drink at the same time!!! So this man of law… in a military police car… and having another police man next to him in the car… both wearing their police uniform… and the one behind the driving wheel was holding his phone high on his ear and blabbing while driving in this heavy rain in a twisted road!!!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#333399;">Ladies and gents… I give you Cyprus police!</span></p>
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		<title>SO NO THANK YOU FOR WHAT EVER YOU ARE SELLING!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jan 2009 16:35:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[People trying to sell you something… you have those??? Ever met one??? I’m sure you have been in one or more situations where you had to deal with one! 
Now what bothers me is not they are trying to make a living… not that they are doing their jobs… but the manipulation they use!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">People trying to sell you something… you have those??? Ever met one??? I’m sure you have been in one or more situations where you had to deal with one! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Now what bothers me is not they are trying to make a living… not that they are doing their jobs… but the manipulation they use!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Example… a woman (we all know how stupid most get when they go shopping)… so this woman walks into a cosmetic shop… 100s of names… 1000s of products… but she knows what she want… she wants the gosh new pink nail polish… but… as soon as she gets in </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">this woman tells her; do you know about our products from the dead sea? </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">She answers; yes and I have few at home… and tries to walk away… </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">but… the sales woman goes but you haven’t for sure tired our new skin pealing product, it would help with any problems with your dry skin… as I see you have a very dry skin madam… </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">the woman goes; oh ok I could try it… give me just one… </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">so the sales woman goes; but you can’t waste the offer we are having just for this weekend!!! If you buy 2 you will have the third for free… they will be enough for you for 3 years! </span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">So the woman ends up walking with 3 of the skin peal that she didn’t even need in the first place!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Then you have the doctors… yeh sail people as I see them (specially here in Cyprus)… I go to a doctor saying dear doctor have you heard of this natural clinical process called colon cleansing?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Doctor; oh yeh… what about it?</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">My; I am looking for someone who does it in Cyprus.</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Doctor; why???</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Me; well I have this problem with blotting and problem with going to the toilet…</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Doctor; no… no…. you need an operation…</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Me in my head; f*#% you, you sales man… I will not buy this product I don’t need from you (meaning the op)… but out loud I say; well I will see about that so I walk away without continuing this subject!</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">Now why some people think they could read or know what exactly you need??? Why not having a job means I’m miserable?? Because I’m not… why not having the money to spend around like a spoiled brat means I am going to hang myself??? I have enough cloth (I mean so many)… I have my bills paid… I have enough money to have a coffee or a night out with my friends regularly… I still go out with my husband and enjoy dinners and still have enough to pay my girls dance school and my gas for the car… so why is is people think they have the answers for no questions that haven’t even been asked???</span></p>
<p class="MsoNormal" style="line-height:200%;"><span style="font-size:16pt;line-height:200%;color:#993300;">No I don’t want your help as this is not the issue I have… and for my issue (when ever one strikes) I have my great psychotherapist!!! So no thank you for what ever you are selling!</span></p>
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		<title>A MINUTE OF SILENCE IF YOU PLEASE!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 06:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you read this I wish if you would give 1 min of silence to the lives lost is the horrifying school shooting in Kauhajoki in Finland! It happened yesterday 23rd of September…   
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